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“Luddy!” You called, padding through the house nonchalantly. You paused, dipping your spoon into the sticky jar of peanut butter in your hand, licking it off with a guilty smile. Part of the pleasure in eating it was the fact that it wasn’t yours. It was Ludwig’s...but he was too busy to stop you from raiding his pantry.
“(y/n)! Go eat zat in ze kitchen!” Your friend boomed, standing in the doorway with a stern look on his face. Though he was only a year older than you, he emitted an aura of superiority. You swallowed, hiding your surprise with a snide, ‘yes, sir.’
He scoffed, before coming closer and ruffling your hair. You wrinkle your nose, and glared at him.
“Come on, I don’t vant to clean zat up.” He murmured, turning you by your shoulders and pushing you toward the kitchen.  
“Yeah, yeah, I get it. House rules.” You mumbled, continuing to lick the spoon as you resisted his efforts. It surprised you that he hadn’t raised a complaint about your messy snack. Ah, well, you weren’t about to start complaining.
“Frau, I vould greatly appreciate it if you shtopped. Bitte.” You squealed unexpectedly, turning to face him.
“Say that again.” He furrowed his brow, alarmed.
“(y/n), do I really have to repeat myself? Has your hearing gone out?” He asked with a playful smile, gently tugging on your ear. You shook you head, pushing his hand away,
“No, no, speak german again!” You insisted, wrapping your sticky fingers around the cloth of his shirt. He looked down at your hand for a moment, a look of horror spreading slowly across his features.
“Großartig, Frau, nun muss ich mich umziehen gehen.(1)” He started with a sour expression. You took your hand away, then looked down at the peanut butter smears. As if sensing the evil genius in you stirring, Ludwig reached out clamped his hand on your shoulder. You grinned evilly up at him.
“(y/n)...” He breathed, his eyes showing alarm. “Don’t do somezing zat you vill regret...” You considered his words for a moment, then began to scrap your spoon against the jar’s sides, in an attempt to capture all of the sticky substance. Ludwig watched you suspiciously.
Hiding a smirk, you transferred the peanut butter to your thumb, and without a due, smeared it across his cheek.
Silence reigned between the two of you as a scary smile curved the corners of his lips. Perhaps this wasn’t such a good idea, you thought as you turned and bolted.

------Time Skip------

“No! No! Stop it!” You scream through giggles, tears streaming from your eyes. Your lungs fought for breath uselessly as you tried to get away from your enraged friend. You perk up when you hear the front door open and close. That must have been Gilbert. “Gilbert!” You cried, before Ludwig dragged you back and pinned you under him.
The door to the kitchen swung open a moment later, revealing Gilbert. His eyes were wide, and there was a blush on his cheeks. You frowned for a moment, kicking at Ludwig.
“Stop it you bastard!” You managed to squirm out from under him.
“You’re zee one zat started it.” He chided, rising to his feet and smoothing back his disheveled hair. Following his example, you brushed off your now stained shirt.

“So...” Gilbert began unsure as he eyed the two of you.
“It’s his/her fault.” You both say, pointing at each other accusingly.  
Flipping Flapjacks, why?

This was supposed to be a serious story, but my brain disagreed. Ah, well. C'est la vie.

Anyways, this was my first go at writing with Germany. It's not the first fan-fic I've ever written (I wrote one other) but it's the first I've shown.
Sorry if he's out of character. *face-palm*
Also, I used Google Translate for the german...hehe *sheepish smile* So there will probably be something I'm missing. :P

(1) Great, woman, now I have to go change.

Update: Golly guys, I didn't expect this to get much attention. :blush: I guess this would go under a case of 'beginner's luck' or whatever. Anyways, if you guys would like, I could make this into a series. Like, country x sticky substance x reader, or whatever. Just a thought. :3
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kck13 Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2014
Me: *sneezes*
Ludwig: unfair tactic!! *runs away*
Gilbert: vhat iz going on??
NikoKarma Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Tickeling me ended up with a threesome lemon... oops
ckeretbirdy Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
a series sounds incredably AWESOME PLEASE!! :D :D :D 
FeartheHedgehog101 Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
There needs to be another :
Faustita Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2014
OMG !! <3  XDDD
Caty34576 Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
My defense would've been to fart on him owo :iconrunbitchrunplz:
Berylbon Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Ah...well...that's...interesting...*shrinks away slowly...*

Ya know what I haven't seen? I haven't seen a reader insert where reader-chan farts. Intentionally. huh. *subconsciously adds to list for future writing.*
Caty34576 Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
hammy20113 Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2013
Outside *scary stoic face*

Inside CUTE~

What happens at school
BrodoSwagins Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
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